Silly Billy

Life has kinda grinded to a halt...
So to compensate...
I over compensate...

.... took my consultant to the wrong patient... I only realised it when MISTER So-and-so's daughter kept shouting "mama, mama" when my consultant started to give him a sternal rub to wake him up.... (thank God he had a sense of humour)

.... when asked at my job interview "so how r u different from the other residents" I answered "I'm weird"....

.... at the ASSET course, we discussed whether the diathermied lamb shanks we were practicing on would taste as nice as if it were pan fried...

... gave a talk on "Acute Scrotal Pain"... cant even say "scrotum" without a giggle....